As many of you know, a close friend of mine, Penney Knightly, is a published author of hundreds of free verse compositions. Well, truth be told, I have always had a hard time understanding how free verse can actually be considered poetry. You know, no rhyme, no meter, the usual objections.

Milk Melons

But a few weeks ago, I had an epiphany! That’s right, folks, a genuine, for-real, epiphany. It came to me after reading a description of a product on Amazon, Milk Melons. The description made no sense at all, as it seemed to have been translated from some foreign language; I guessed some variety of Asian, based on the syntax. I looked at it, and laughed, then Ping! The lightbulb went on! Epiphany. It was actually Free Verse, in disguise. Suddenly, free verse made complete sense.

See if you don’t agree:

Original Posting at Amazon:  

• Use: Outdoor Plants Cultivating Difficulty Degree: Very Easy Classification: Novel Plant Full-bloom Period: None Type: Landscape Plant Flowerpot: Excluded Location: Courtyard Function: Interest Size: Medium Climate: Subtropics Style: Annual Variety: Vegetable
• Production Detail: Vietnam imported milk melon seeds, can his stallion, suggest other wall, being seen will smile dead. Seedling stage please water three times a week, sprout after can reduce the amount of water, can appropriate some compound fertilizer and so on, the effect will be better. This melon for spring planting summer fruit, the taste is good oh. This is a kind of towel gourd vines of the “plant”. It resembles the shape of a woman’s breasts that, first planted in Goethe Cafe (Goethe Cafe). The museum is Germany’s Goethe Institute (German Goethe Institute). Said the school is located in Hanoi goey RuanHou Street (Nguyen Thai Hoc Street). Surprisingly, there appear a lot of people in the past few days. Here, all of those “towel gourd” are elongated. They pinkish landscape, just like human skin, rather than the common species of green. This kind of fruit and the vines in bamboo rack up the wall “growth”. Cafe, they create a kind of novel and feeling of nature of press close to

The Free Verse Epiphany Version

Production Detail:
Vietnam imported milk melon seeds,
can his stallion,
suggest other wall,
being seen will smile dead.

Seedling stage please water
hree times a week,
sprout after can reduce the amount of water,
can appropriate some compound fertilizer and so on,
the effect will be better.

This melon for spring planting summer fruit,
the taste is good oh.
This is a kind of towel gourd vines of the “plant”.
It resembles the shape of a woman’s breasts that,
first planted in Goethe Cafe
(Goethe Cafe).

The museum is Germany’s Goethe Institute
(German Goethe Institute).
Said the school is located in Hanoi goey RuanHou Street (Nguyen Thai Hoc Street).

Surprisingly,
there appear a lot of people in the past few days.
Here, all of those “towel gourd” are elongated.
They pinkish landscape, just like human skin,
rather than the common species of green.

This kind of fruit and the vines in bamboo
rack up the wall “growth”.
Cafe, they create a kind of novel and feeling of nature
of press close to.

Use:
Outdoor Plants Cultivating
Difficulty Degree: Very Easy
Classification: Novel Plant
Full-bloom Period: None
Type: Landscape
Plant Flowerpot: Excluded Location
Courtyard Function: Interest
Size: Medium
Climate: Subtropics Style:
Annual Variety: Vegetable

And there you have it! Free Verse in all its glory! I will be on the lookout for additional examples.

Milk Melons