Woohoo! First time for everything, right? I gotta hand it to this guy — he’s a LOT more articulate than the Nigerian Princes. Leaves the phony FBI in the dust! Here ’tis, for your reading pleasure:

Lets get right to point. You do not know me and you’re probably thinking why you’re getting this email? Not one person has paid me to check about you.

actually, I actually installed a malware on the 18+ streaming (sexually graphic) site and do you know what, you visited this website to experience fun (you know what I mean). While you were viewing video clips, your browser started out operating as a Remote Desktop having a keylogger which provided me with accessibility to your screen as well as web camera. Right after that, my software program obtained your entire contacts from your Messenger, Facebook, as well as emailaccount. After that I created a video. First part displays the video you were watching (you’ve got a nice taste rofl), and second part displays the view of your webcam, and its u.

You got just two solutions. We are going to study each one of these choices in aspects:

First choice is to neglect this message. Consequently, I am going to send your tape to every single one of your personal contacts and just imagine about the embarrassment you will get. And consequently if you are in a romantic relationship, how it will eventually affect?

Number two choice is to pay me $6000. Lets name it as a donation. As a result, I most certainly will quickly remove your video recording. You could carry on your life like this never happened and you will not hear back again from me.

You’ll make the payment through Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search “how to buy bitcoin” in Google).

BTC Address to send to: 1F4JnuT9DgwFEcn4RKQ7LgQjDLZRzCkZ55
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If you have been thinking about going to the authorities, very well, this mail cannot be traced back to me. I have covered my steps. I am just not looking to charge you much, I simply want to be paid for.

You now have one day in order to pay. I’ve a unique pixel in this e-mail, and now I know that you have read through this e-mail. If I do not get the BitCoins, I definitely will send your video to all of your contacts including close relatives, co-workers, and so on. Nevertheless, if I receive the payment, I will destroy the video immediately. If you really want evidence, reply Yes! & I definitely will send out your video recording to your 11 contacts. It is a non:negotiable offer and so please do not waste mine time & yours by responding to this email.

Still, it could use a little polish. Why is it that foreign-language speakers don’t take the time and trouble to get a decent translation? It’s not like grammar Nazis are hard to come by, right? For that matter, Chinese Menu writers could take the same lesson. Last visit to my favorite Chinese joint featured “Fried Duck Balls.” I’m pretty sure it didn’t conjure up the same picture in my mind as the one they intended. And all I can think about is all those poor little ducks, singing soprano…